11pm Book Report

Hello, kids! Today’s a very special day. Six of your classmates have been hard at work all summer reading a classic of the Western literary canon, and they can’t wait to share everything they’ve learned with you! But what’s this? Apparently half of the team wasted the whole summer playing on a Nintendo. Why, they didn’t read the book at all! Kids, you know the rules: if one member of your reading group fails, everyone fails. Looks like the three straight-A bookworms on the team had better step up if they’re going to keep this book report on the rails. Who knows what those three slackers are going to add to the story?? Everyone grab a juicebox and let’s find out!